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We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Captain Karl Metzler: In return for *information*! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We haven't had a friendly chat at any time. [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender the man in hiding. Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. General von Rauscher Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: ALL HEADS WILL ROLL. It's almost PAST time for Roll Call! Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coor. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, you don't understand. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [about Klink] Every year that man lives takes at least a century of the thousand year Reich! Major Hochstetter Andrew Carter: Schultz says I might get shot. Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I have ever met in my whole life! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? I've doubled the tower guards, the searchlights. He barely escaped the terrible raid! But we'll put him out of business, I promise you. Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja. Colonel Klink: The only orders that I am interested in are my own orders. Imagine the morale boost to those young flying chaps, setting down in dear old England between a carpet of crimson geraniums. Colonel Klink: Glad to have you with us, Captain. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Col. Robert E. Hogan: For the liberation. Traitors, all of you. : Col. Robert E. Hogan Failure punishment execution by firing squad. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Be honest! Throw away the key. Hans Georg Schultz: I could use a few letters myself. Andrew Carter: Well, sure. Firing? Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink, a German officer has been insulted. Kinch: Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? But you were here. [Hogan decides to destroy the German ammo dump unsuccessfully attacked by Sergeant Orchard and his men]. It's some kind of instructions fro Nimrod. The boys think I'm a hero. Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. What witness? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Oh, Nimrod is a very brilliant man. He knows what he's doing. Col. Wilhelm Klink: An award? Col. Wilhelm Klink: One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages. Official Sites | [slams door shut]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But, But this is classified, General. I present, reiterate, and glorify the obvious - because the obvious is what people need Major Hochstetter Hogans Heroes Quotes : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: YOU GIVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A PRISONER? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [talking with Colonel Becker] General Burkhalter tells me that you are the commandant of a POW camp, just like me. : . He took me for 50 marks. Hans Georg Schultz: [Very excitedly] It's Bee-yoo-ti-ful! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [muttering] Oh yes, heil Hitler. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? Sgt. : We got our rights; we're as good as they are. Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm not worried about your life. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I consider it the perfect oversight. Sgt. Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. Andrew Carter: We haven't got time Our what? Who's worried about firing? : It's already got an expensive price tag. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant? : Col. Robert E. Hogan You run such a perfect camp, Klink, you have no need for a cooler. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I am sure it's not necessary to tell you what will happen to you should there be an escape, hmm? (a beat)Orders from the Fuhrer himself were not to surrender and to fight to the death. [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. Col. Robert E. Hogan: All right. The Gestapo is taking over. [Hogan has ordered Newkirk to fake a toothache]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General Burkhalter, What an unexpected pleasure to see you again sir. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't you know no one is allowed outside after roll call? [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's make him unhappy - nasty unhappy. General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. Andrew Carter: Well, I'm still willing to try, Colonel. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. What is this man doing here? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [to Col. Klink] Who would want to escape from all this beauty? Think of the things you two have been through together. He is best remembered for playing the role of German Gestapo Major 'Wolfgang Hochstetter' in the television comedy series, Hogan's Heroes (1967 to 1971). You are now Big Chief Running Bear Who Goes Swift And Sure To Beer Garden. They knocked the stuffing out of the Messerschmitt factory and got away from the Luftwaffe! Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? : Take a bottle and do not hurry back. Hans Georg Schultz: You said it, big boy. Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb. [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. Sgt. : Am I not clever? Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? General von Rauscher That's worthy of Himmler himself, Major. Major Richard Leman: [addressing the flyers] All of you have been chosen for 'Operation Albatross'. . Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? [everyone except Hogan continues to shout and sing]. Marya This is no trick at all. Of course. Colonel Klink: In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration. Release Dates Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? Col. Robert E. Hogan: The party was for me, sir. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Exactly what I was going to say, sir. Mental fitness - that's another. General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. : Who are you? Schultz: Me send for you? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help. Col. Wilhelm Klink Cpl. I meant green dress, of course. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Look, I know that arrow was pointed in the right direction! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's what's so amazing. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, let's put it this way. I will give you any information that I have. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh that's quite alright Herr General. Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. These lines are drawn from the points where the sabotage has taken place. Peter Newkirk: I'm going to need a few things, you know. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter? Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half. For me? I'm worried about spying. Sgt. : : Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? Colonel Klink: I will thank him the next time I see him, huh? Quotes.net. One of these wires disconnects the fuse, the other one fires the bomb. I don't know the answers to any of those questions, but I saw an episode the other day with a smoking hot frauline in it, who Hogan out-foxed and had arrested by Maj. Hochstetter. My men gave it to me. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? The show is now better recognized than the serious movies it was making fun of, which is why there are modern viewers who wonder why anyone thought the subject matter was funny in the first place. I told you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink explaining the purchasing plan] I understand they're already beginning to call it the "Klink Plan". You are succeeding in doing by yourself what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do. Col. Wilhelm Klink: All potato rations are cut in half for ten days. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after catching Schultz accepting items from the prisoners] Cigarettes? Col. Wilhelm Klink: No, sir. Sgt. : You know that guy, Hitler, who wrote it? : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Sgt. I don't want to hear any more of your lies. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Then, if you still won't talk, you will be starved, tortured and then shot. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Shhh. Till we meet again, Nimrod. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [looks in Newkirk's mouth] Aha! Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They know its safe. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, then he is fat. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [does so] Sorry, general. Peter Newkirk: [as German adjutant] Transfer to the Russian front, sir, or court-martial to be shot? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're pulling my leg. Go on, Hogan. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Louis LeBeau: Then why are they bringing it here? Born Howard Cohen in Nashville, Tennessee, he appeared in a Hal Roach Our Gang skit that was being filmed there, and took an interest in becoming an actor. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? Quotes [] Major Wolfgang Hochstetter: "Colonel Hogan, that you were able to operate for so long is a tribute to the stupidity of your beloved Kommandant." Bloopers [] External links [] Sticky Wicket Newkirk at the Internet Movie Database; Sticky Wicket Newkirk episode capsule at Webstalag 13; The Hofbrau Sgt. Carter: Heck, I've seen groundhogs down there that were lost. I have given it many hours of intelligent thought. What witness? Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. " Arrest me?" "That's right, Hogan," sneered Hochstetter. Sardines? [Klink enters the room]. I saved you some cake. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. See also Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Colonel Wilhelm Klink. Hans Georg Schultz: Well, she let me kiss her - affectionately, you know? [Myra and Newkirk are being held in a German prison]. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? Are you OK? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: During the days, the temperature is 140 degrees, and at night, it is below freezing. Hans Georg Schultz: [after being told he does not have to transfer] You mean I do not have to go? Marya Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [hangs up] We've got him. Louis LeBeau: A dancing lesson? If they see anybody suspicious, shoot them. I talk about you all the time, when you are not around. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hochstetter's not such a bad guy, sir. All heads will roll! Col. Robert E. Hogan: The call sir, it's after 7:00 you get the night rate. [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. Sgt. I'm color-blind, you know. Sgt. : Colonel Klink: No prisoner escapes from Stalag 13! Writers can stir the mind, but they can't direct it. That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Hogan: [Hogan and Newkirk pose as German officers in a Nazi building] Take this man's name down, have him transferred to the Russian front! Company Credits You remember - we told Klink LeBeau was part Chinese and we had to have firecrackers to celebrate Chinese New Years. The moonlight- it's beautiful on the laundry or the bakery. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I assure you I shall give the Gestapo my complete cooperation, Major Hochstetter. Peter Newkirk: Don't keep calm - everybody panic! How about "Lili Marlene"! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What did you tell him? General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. Back, back, all of you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Some of the gang back in Berlin. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What are you waiting for? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Uh, the fat little lady in the red dress has been eating steadily over an hour and a half. Colonel Hauptmann is a very lucky man. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're still going to send me home, aren't you? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Kinch, you go with Carter and help him set up his bomb factory in Tunnel Number 3. Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Now, that's the worst blow of all. I fully intend Hogan, why are you so composed? Col. Wilhelm Klink: You cannot use it, and that's final. Hi there. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Not even if I said you were the greatest military mind in the Third Reich? Gertrude Linkmeyer: I would like to get married again if the right man came along. Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Take that paper out of your mouth. Major Hochstetter Peter Newkirk: Andrew, the station master is a little old man. Harold J Stone and Howard Caine make the believable and entertaining. General: But I don't want to leave the country. Hogan: OK, I will. He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. That's a good one. The Adolf Hitler Bridge is still in business. Cpl. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [hanging up the phone] General Burkhalter, I'm sorry to say your sister has been kidnapped. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter arrives] Ah, General Burkhalter it is so good to see you again. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? Cpl. And I believe a full corporal. Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13 Happy Birthday, Adolf The Gold Rush Hello, Zollie It Takes a Thief. * What witness? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you? Hans Georg Schultz: I said 'Achtung!'. Hans Georg Schultz: He called you a liar! Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? You can't take it home, sir. Sgt. Even if I say so myself, when I turn on the charm, I can be irresistible. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wouldn't do that, sir. Of course not. We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I taught him everything he knew about flying. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Isn't it about time you found out. In. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Are you aware that, last Monday night, an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? You must be daft! Which one would you cut, Shultz? Louis LeBeau: What about me, Colonel? Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition. Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? Col. Robert E. Hogan: LeBeau, my boy, I'm holding you in reserve. Col. Wilhelm Klink: An escape from Stalag 13? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, that's the way I picture him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Lock us up? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Hogan: After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay? [a milestone quotation for the series - Klink admits to Schultz and Hogan]. After service in the Navy during WWII, Caine continued his studies at The School of . Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? Time changes things, God changes things, the dictators change things, but writers can't change anything. Colonel Klink: [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party] I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. Sgt. Freddy is a chimpanzee. What does he look like? Sgt. That's the third tray of hors d'oeuvres LeBeau has sent in. Do you allow this sort of thing? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. I must explore the matter further alone. You gotta expect a few little explosions. You're not gonna get anything out of me. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [walks in] KLINK! [Hands over papers with orders to Klink] Colonel Klink: I'm a cryptologist. I mean, the Klink here - you don't mean him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: There's one nice thing about his being here. In that case, I'd better check it myself. He has saved us all. [spying on the equipment guarded closely by German soldiers]. Col. Robert E. Hogan General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Major Byron Buckles: If I'm going to die, at least let it be in a close-up. Thirty days in the cooler. Major Hochstetter is often shown in a black Gestapo uniform despite that uniform being abolished in 1939. Sgt. I'd have been back by, say, June - July at the latest. One of us or one of them? Sgt. In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official. Perhaps, someday, as a fallen hero, I shall be carried off to Valhalla across the saddle of a beautiful German war maiden, such as you my dear Helga. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor. Sgt. General von Rauscher So handsome and so unlucky. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Well Colonel Hogan asked me if he could leave the camp tonight again to see the baroness. You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. Raus! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink! Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Well, it's in code. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. Still, you're a likable clod. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: We must have a car waiting to take Baumann to the airfield. Chocolate bars? Sensational. You're pulling my leg. Major Hans Kuehn: Yes, uh, Field Marshal Karl Von Streicher of the General Staff. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Who knows? Now, Klink, where do these lines cross? He is our witness. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. It was a message. At the age of 13 Howard Caine (family name Cohen) moved with his family from his hometown of Nashville, TN, to New York City, where he began studying acting. : Curiously enough, Hochstetter couldn't have been a Major in the SS, simply because that rank didn't exist there. Quote: You'll assist escaping prisoners, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. Sgt. Technical Specs. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Someone around here has to be. Except, Major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. This is a prisoner of war camp. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look Metzler, why can't you understand? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. Major Hochstetter a character not in the main cast was played by an American actor, as was French resistance leader Tiger. Hans Georg Schultz: [after failure to keep a straight face] I wasn't talking about you, Herr Commandant. The war is back on! No, wait a minute. KLINK Go get Colonel Hogan. Web. A becomes E if followed by P. When preceded by U, then E becomes B and U becomes P and sometimes Y except afert C. However, what they've done here- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Just read the message. Filled with fear, frightened to express any kind of opinion. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [reads note] My dear Colonel, clever the way you got Wagner out of that prison camp. Colonel Klink: Of course, you want me to handle it with my usual Klink efficiency, General. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter [energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand]. Andrew Carter: I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I think of something else. Just because we're prisoners doesn't mean we can't have our own prisoners. Did you hear me? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, do you realize what General Burkhalter would say if he saw a chimpanzee working in the garden? Peter Newkirk: I find that question, sir, 'ighly insulting. But it IS time for Roll Call. Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! Not sufficient entertainment, perhaps. We've got him. Col. Wilhelm Klink Hogan stopped kneading the knot forming on his back and stared at Klink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [sarcastically] Really? [Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]. Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? : Andrew Carter: Oh, yeah. Honestly, I could cry. Mix 'em up. Sgt. Quotes.net. I'm trying to save your *life*! You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Take a deep breath." Major Bonacelli:"Is that an order?" Marya:"Hogan, and a colonel." Hogan:"So you found me out." Marya:"And I suppose the little one is a general?" LeBeau:"Disguised as a corporal."

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